A Good Husband
A good husband always does right by his wife…
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months and months. One day one of the nurses was in her room giving her a sponge bath. When she was washing her private area the nurse noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her down there. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, “As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of this coma.”
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that it was worth a try and they’d close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room.
After a few minutes the woman’s alarm on the monitor went off, it flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. “What happened!?” they cried.
The husband said, “I’m not sure….maybe she choked?