http://trdmf.com/brize A tear is a tear is a tear... Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:26:07 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, ... http://trdmf.com/brize/2009/03/26/that-was-wonderful-but/ One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all [caption id="attachment_55" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Ask Alice"][/caption] http://trdmf.com/brize/2009/03/26/go-ask-alice/ A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. “Hello.” “Is your daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small ... http://trdmf.com/brize/2009/03/25/why-parents-drink/ http://trdmf.com/brize/2008/04/21/flowers/ Dancing with the Stars.... http://trdmf.com/brize/2008/01/18/dancing-with-the-stars/ http://trdmf.com/brize/2008/01/16/death-warmed-over/ Question authority........ http://trdmf.com/brize/2008/01/04/new-gps/ Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while ... http://trdmf.com/brize/2007/12/21/miss-beatrice/ http://trdmf.com/brize/2007/12/19/sadness/ YOU KNOW you are living in the 21st Century when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works ... http://trdmf.com/brize/2007/12/11/living-in-the-21st-century/