http://trdmf.com Just another Trdmf.com weblog Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:44:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Due to the scum of the world, spammers, automatic registration has been locked. Go to the forum (click on questions), register, then propose a legit blog. If approved, I'll create it for you & send you the login info. http://trdmf.com/blog/2008/07/14/registration-locked/ http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/12/11/discovery/ Watch out........... http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/11/22/welcome-to-my-world/ A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of ... http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/10/14/new-shoes/ I recently turned  62 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my  healthcare insurance . After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I will ... http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/09/17/will-i-live-to-be-80/ Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the  plug." She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw ... http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/09/12/the-living-will/ A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's ... http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/08/16/a-witch-is-a-witch-is-a-witch/ from the Blonde Cookbook... It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.  What a ... http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/07/31/blond-cookbook/ Chimayo http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/07/23/chimayo/ A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. I'm afraid ... http://trdmf.com/blog/2007/07/18/the-hair-dryer/